snarf sniffer 

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

snarf sniffer by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

snarf the jackal 

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."

"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."

snarf the jackal by galactusslap January 20, 2009

Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.

Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.

Snarf Job by murphl23 October 27, 2011

Snarf her Garf 

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

Snarf her Garf by alligatorade November 22, 2019

snarf snarf 

A word spoken in frustration or for no reason at all. Usually preceeded by a hrrrmm or a mmm and spoken in an alien voice.

Ryan: Tara go do that Shit.

Tara: hrrrrmm...snarf snarf...

snarf snarf by Tara the G July 3, 2005

snarf your turtle 

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

snarf your turtle by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

snarf dragon 

Snarf dragon is when the female or male performing the oral act on a male has a cold. The timing of ejaculation and sneeze must be at the exact same time. Resulting in an explosive burst of sperm and mucus from the nose onto the penis.

It was a cold night... it came at me...SNARF DRAGON!

snarf dragon by snarf dragon August 22, 2014