smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.

person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"

by karl December 4, 2004

smurf

The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie

Yo! I got me a smurf man!

by louis October 22, 2001

smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

smurfs

Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)

Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.

by masongr March 20, 2016

The smurfs

The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform

“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs”

by Cherry Tea June 12, 2019

Smurfing

The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue

Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.

by Yourafaggotlarry December 20, 2017