When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend
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Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.
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Get the southwestern spittoon mug.A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
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Get the douche spittoon mug.A greasy ass nigga who flexes with fake shit in hopes that it'll make him popular or get him laid. He steals his friends credit cards and only smokes weed so he can hang out with people.
Ay that hoe john sitto was flexing with his fake gucci belt and said that madison sucked his dick, what a lie
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