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Ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

A roast every 6th grader uses when they’re in deep shit
Boi: u can’t do shit right

U: well ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

Boi: *cries in silence*
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oi July 26, 2019
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Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little
by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
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A Banana

originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
"its a orrrrrrr, its an orrrrrr its a... its a Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden!"
by MaxZero September 8, 2005
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small vagina

A small vagina is when someone says they have a big dick (and they don’t) and you have to defend yourself and say you have a small vagina
Boy: I have a big dick
Girl: no you don’t, I have a small vagina
by Littleperson1601 October 21, 2017
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brendon small

1.) Eight-year old protaganist of Home Movies.

2.)Creator and writer for Home Movies and Metalocalypse as well as voice actor for many of the characters. Pretty funny guy.

3.)The reason women have orgasms.
Along with Damian Kulash and Edward Norton, he completes the triumvirate of college-aged girls' objects of sexual fantasy.
That would be the real-life man, not the eight-year old cartoon.
1.)Brendon had made many movies with his friends Melissa and Jason.

2.)Brendon Small is the voice of 3/5 of Dethklok.

3.) Do you really need it explained? I mean, it's pretty obvious: Women between the ages of 18 and 24 wish for him to ravish their bodies.
by captaineri June 24, 2008
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small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.
Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.
by cracker13 January 17, 2010
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small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.
after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken
by original prankster May 1, 2006
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