Slump

Another Word for Sperm

"Dude how'd it got with Sarah?"

"She swallowed all my slump"

by offsum January 11, 2021

Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

slumped#1186

A walking W and a legendary wakano member and the most attractive member

slumped#1186 is a W

by slumped#1186 April 1, 2022

Slumped

(Slumped) ; Asleep, Knocked Out, Or, High.

Jason got slumped by Michel.
Kelly and Heaven Are In the room, slumped.
Diego came home slumped .

by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023