Farming simulator

A game most commonly played by virgin farmers that have so little in their life they have to simulate doing what they already do all day by running a boring ass game on an expensive PC.

Jonathan is playing farming simulator again, what a sad guy.

by spudz35 December 26, 2020

The Stimulator

The antithesis of the Governator (Arnold, Governor of California)
Our great leader, director of the stimulus package. Obama pushed the Stimulus package through Congress and the Senate.

I got a great job rebuilding a bridge brought to you by the Stimulator... it kept me from losing my house!

by kennykenalot February 6, 2009

simulator

Artificial Actual

Good from far but far from good.

Pamela Anderson is a walking simulator.

'You can only simulate the idea of a perfect woman.'

by QuickGun February 7, 2008

Simulator

Simu Liu stans/worshippers. Will spend their entire life's savings on watching Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2481 times and have absolutely no regrets. Also known as Simliuators

Bob: "Why does she never shut up about Kim's Convenience?"
Jeff: "She's a Simulator that's why"
Bob: "Okay that makes sense gotcha"

by simliuator October 15, 2021

simulator

a game

i am playing a simulator

by anonymous April 16, 2022

shimulator

Something dat mimics an actual real gap-filling device.

Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

skimulator

An added sweetener to make someone think he's drinking lowfat milk when it's actually just regular whole milk.

Da term "skimulator" can also refer to someone who pretends to be embezzling company funds (i.e., "skimming da till") in order to pressure his superiors to tighten security measures dat he feels are currently too lax.

by QuacksO October 31, 2022