Mental Slavery

Something that enslaves you mentally. You must free yourself from this slavery, as taught from the lessons of Burzum.

"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can our minds."- Burzum

by Pinguy August 29, 2013

sleven

the seven eleven, open from seven in the morning, until eleven at night, however ass backwards becasue it is open 24 7.

let's go to t square and hit up the sleven.

by dude. November 17, 2003

cleveland stever

Releasing a large amount of fecal matter on the floor of a shower, then leaving it for someone else to discover.

"Dammit Steve, even though you turned the shower on and left it running all night, there was still crap all over the shower from last night's cleveland stever!"

by D-Smoov February 24, 2007

severe malkie

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

by big_g April 23, 2006

Severna Park

A poor man's Laguna Beach. It's a pretty nice place to live; a nice family town on a really nice river. It's an all-white, preppy, conservative haven. Michael Jordan almost moved there. Pat Sajak does. The Bawltimer Ravens owner lives here and graduated from SPHS. That brings up the worst thing about SP - It's a suburb of Bawltimer.

So, unfortunately for the kids that grow up there, even though they think it's the hottest place ever, it's far, far from being the ultimate rich white la-la-land that they would have you believe. To say that it pales in comparison to Beverly Hills, Laguna Beach, Highland Park (Dallas), Greenwich, Westchester, etc. is a gross understatement.

But, hey, if you've been sentenced to life in Bawltimer, then Severna Park is the best place to be. Sorry, but Bawltimer County is WAY too Jewish. ;)

Hott pretty blonde girl from SP - "Like, I totally live in the kitschyest place in the world"

Me - "No way, I'm from Beverly Hills too"

Hott preppy blonde girl from SP - "Umm, no sorry, but I was like talking about Severna Park?"

Me - "Has anyone ever told you that you'd look absolutely amazing on camera?"

by Rick Salomon September 20, 2005

abolish slavery

(verb); to take a giant shit when you're at someone's place, and get kicked out of their house because it is so disgusting

"Oh crap, I need to abolish slavery. BRB"

"Mark was telling us about how he abolished slavery in Jamie's bathroom last night. It was so gross, she kicked him out."

by MMjr April 21, 2008

severna park

this is just in response to the person who stated that Anne Arundel Community College is in SP. I'm sorry friend but you obviously don't know your surrondings very well because the college is down College Parkway... in ARNOLD. Although everything was acurate about the Park, I just wanted to clear that up because well you make the rest of us parkies look stupid because you can't distinguish SP from Arnold.

ps. Severna Park is full of rich kids, great athletes, moms who drive SUVs and go tanning daily, great small businesses, skaters, druggies, dorks, and snobs. You name it we got it. But mostly we stand out with our popped collars, bmw's, and kids spending mommy and daddy's money. I'm not a fan, but I've lived here my whole life. Can't diss a place unless you've lived here, so all y'all from other schools have nothing to say, cuz you're not stuck here!!

get up, practice a sport, shower, pop that collar, and hop on your boat for a day of wakeboarding and tanning ... welcome to severna park life

by greeneyes87 August 31, 2008