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Sleeping sex

The act of "sneaking" into sex with someone sleeping. As a female pursuing this act, this would involve "getting on top" and eventually waking "up" her partner, something he may enjoy. As a male pursuing this act, it could go very wrong and be considered borderline rape.
Suzy was horny in the middle of the night, but her husband wouldn't wake up. She preceded to get him hard enough while he was still asleep to begin having sleeping sex with him. He eventually woke up to this, pleasantly surprised!
by WHAMABAMA February 7, 2012
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Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
by amnsiac May 15, 2009
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Sleeping princess syndrome

"This guy Liam has sleeping princess syndrome i caught him watching me the other night" sleep watching syndrome princess
by groovy hoe May 31, 2016
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Rice Sweeping

Getting together with a buddy(s) at night and lookin for unorganized races.
Hey billy, wanna go rice sweeping tonight?
by BlackS3ven AkA Greco May 23, 2006
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slepping

From the Dutch word "Sleepen", meaning to drag. Used when one has to physically move lots of things from one place to another.
We have been "slepping" all day to move Anna into her apartment. We "slept" all day to get her moved.
We "slepped' Anna last week to her new apartment
by Dirkie May 26, 2008
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attention seeking slut

A.S.S. - Attention seeking sluts.

They will stop at nothing to get others to notice them.

Usually spotted wearing low V-neck shirts, short shorts, cheer shorts, lots of makeup, overdone hair, and usually jewelry.

Can be any age from twelve to sixteen.
Originally made up to describe school cheerleaders in middle and high school.
Person One: That cheerleader is such an attention seeking slut!
Person Two: You mean A.S.S. right?
by DanielleLikesYouPeople October 26, 2010
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self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...
...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!
by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006
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