Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

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Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

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skipping class

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

by Ctfd February 14, 2014

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Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006

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