Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

Filipek Samiec Alfa

Taka pizda, która nie wie co robi ze swoim życie, pewnie jest niższy od najniższego człowieka na świecie, nie lubiany przez dzieci, zazwyczaj gej, którego marzeniem jest pieprzyć się ze swoim ziomkiem w szkolnym kiblu. Cały czas jest mu gorąco.

-Jezu ale ten pedowil jest dziwny
-to tylko ten zjeb Filipek Samiec Alfa, czeka aż otworzysz okno

by KAKAKAKAKAK2098 January 27, 2022

Dirty Simeon

Teenage boy jacking off to elongated nipples while on FaceTime with his long distance girlfriend

Jack was pulling a dirty simeon last night

by M;)69420 July 17, 2023

Eyob Adino Simegnew

Eyob Adino Simegnew is someone who’s born in Metema Woreda of Gondar Amhara in Ethiopia. He’s very intelligent, caring and respectful.

You must be an Eyob Adino Simegnew, because you’re cool

by Kitfoboy03 February 21, 2023

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

by chl June 6, 2005

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003