Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.

Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.

by Stubdog June 26, 2018

Silent Witness

Name given to a gentlmans hand that is used in the act of self love. The hand knows your secrets but luckily for you it will never tell.

That was lucky. I almost broke a finger on my Silent Witness...

by Piggonshig April 24, 2016

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

Silent but Deadly

When you thought you ripped a good one, but it ended up being silent, and smelled terrible.

Person 1: *Farts Silently*
Person 2: Do smell that?
Person 3: Eww! Person 1 ripped a Silent but Deadly!

by AFZFilms November 17, 2018

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.

by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018

dead silent

Where it's so quiet that you'd think everything's dead.

Greg: Dude, this road is dead silent.

by Jasian66x October 13, 2008