silent upload

That thang you do when you need to make an upload, but you don't necessarily need niggas to know about it

Yo dawg, keep it on the DL but I just did a silent upload of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits. Check it.

by 0Kay November 28, 2016

silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.

Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"

by realniggazunite September 23, 2013

Silent Hangover

a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning

Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!

by muffinman091890 May 13, 2011

Silent Vacuum

During intercourse, a man strap's a belt tightly around a woman's waist. As he is about to ejaculate, he rapidly lets go of the belt. The woman's Vagina sucks so hard its sucks his balls in. Acting like a vacuum.

I silent vacuum'd your Mom so hard, i lost my balls.

by PopzZN May 10, 2016

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.

by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018

dead silent

Where it's so quiet that you'd think everything's dead.

Greg: Dude, this road is dead silent.

by Jasian66x October 13, 2008