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Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.
Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.
by platy_fish September 30, 2023
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Sidewalk speed racer

A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.
Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.
by anonymous December 22, 2020
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Sidewalk Fishing

The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.

I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.

I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022
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Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
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sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.
Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!
by Yohnny69 March 8, 2022
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sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.
This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.
by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021
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Sidewalk sale

Someone who constantly walks up and down the sidewalk showing off their body to sell it for a ‘sale’ than a regular sex worker
Damn, look at that sidewalk sale. Or, I got this fuck at the sidewalk sale.
by Sjgiles May 14, 2021
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