Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature

“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*

by Bugg1 May 4, 2021

shroom sex

The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it

"We totally had shroom sex last night"

by whiteboard forehead March 4, 2023

Stupid shroom

Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.

bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"

by monkeys come with Iron December 16, 2008

Shroom cut

When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad

Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!

by Boiiooio January 17, 2019

Shroom Cheeks

The red flush of the face after consuming shrooms.

Fred: Hey, Arthur, what's up with Theo's cheeks?
Arthur: It's the shroom cheeks, man, you just saw him consume them.
Fred: o ya

by ExTNaz March 20, 2010

Bubble-shroom

1. A plant from modded Plants vs. Zombies or on Plants vs. Bloons which shoots bubbly spores at Zombies/Bloons, with high damage with low ATK speed (PvZ) or low damage with very fast ATK speed (PvB).

2. (Slang) A talkative person.

"Bubble-shrooms are pretty strong because the Tier 5 Puff-shroom called Nightcap can spawn those every 10 attacks."

"Stop being a bubble-shroom or else you'll get a punishment!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.

1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”

by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024