adj. A kid that is ugly as fuck when it was born all the way up to a toddler. Looking like it got hit with a shovel
by Cody H Jesus Ninja December 15, 2008
Get the Shovel Babymug. Expression of discontent in which the bottom lip and jaw slightly protrude and the top curls a bit in an almost Elvis Presley style.
by D. Dubya July 12, 2015
Get the Shovel mouthmug. Having 3/8" stainless steel ball bearings inserted in ones anus by a 32 year old midget wearing a cowboy hat under the light of the full moon.
by UBT_2438 August 2, 2017
Get the moon shovelmug. An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."
A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.
It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.
Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)
Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.
by Paco GorillaMask February 23, 2009
Get the Shovel-Facemug. The act of putting ones hands together, then placing it under another unclothed, crouching person. Once in that position, the person will get momentum then shove then hands up the others rectum. When hands are removed, the fecal matter on the hands may resemble a shovel with rust on it. May be repeated if desired.
by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011
Get the Rusty Shovelmug. Shovel Hands is a derrogatory name given to a person (usually male) with notably large and indelicate hands. Shovel Hands is the opposite of Piano Hands...which is only used to describe those with large, but delicate, hands.
Shovel Hands could, for example, be used to describe the hands of Lennie in Steinbeck's 'Of Mice and Men'
by Katharine Bargate July 6, 2006
Get the Shovel Handsmug. to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation
In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
by reezydos February 10, 2009
Get the selling shovelsmug.