Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

sharam shoraka

To describe a skilled sniper that is abnormally large in mass. Also used to describe a shiny headed victim middle aged man.
Has connotations of compulsive greasy unclean hair.
German translation for 'unsuccessful lawyer'

'This guy is really good at call of duty, it must be sharam shoraka'
'I need to wash my hair otherwise i will look like sharam shoraka'
'he is getting pressured by those kids it must be sharam shoraka'

by pleasebequietye April 22, 2022

No scorable ROUs

Person who is borderline but doesn't have red flags

She has a sus past bro, but no scorable ROUs if you want to chill.

by ShastaMastsa January 17, 2024

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

taylor ryan shrable

A pretty big goober

You are a Taylor Ryan Shrable

by Hilbillytom March 8, 2020

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023