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I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.
Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'
by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021
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Science and shit

When you know the answer is scientific and you don't care to know how it works but need to explain it to somebody.
Why did they (the manufacturer) make it that way? That's a good question. It's science and shit.
by Ayrez December 9, 2014
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shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"
- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!
by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009
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chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.
Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.
by Pizzile December 19, 2006
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Eat Shit

A phrase which has two common usages:

A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.

B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.
"Yeah, whatever. Eat shit, Josh."

"No, I fucking ate shit this morning! Josh pushed me!"
by Adam Samuel August 17, 2020
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Holy Shiite

1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith
1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine
by prague1 May 21, 2006
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No Shit September

A challenge of a month in September where you can't go pooping for a month. 99% people failed this challenge.
I'll be taking this No Shit September challenge to prove that I'm not a human.
by Mlemwelp September 3, 2020
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