The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
Get the Speaker Shockmug. The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.
"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"
by Vito Nicola May 10, 2013
Get the crotch shockmug. Ra-Qui-Qui: Ooh girl, I just gave Tairone head.
Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?
Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!
Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!
The act of "pulling a shockely".
Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?
Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!
Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!
The act of "pulling a shockely".
by dookiebuthole January 11, 2009
Get the Pulling a Shockelymug. N&V: The shocking feeling when you used to go down those plastic slides at the playground and you would get buzzed by a shock by the metal bolts on the way down
Little tommy wouldn't stop crying because Jane pushed him down the slide and he got a case of slip and shock
by theoneandonlycorbin October 11, 2006
Get the Slip and Shockmug. a "disease" that individuals get, both males and females, as a result of sucking too much dick. Many refer to this as tonsillitis, and has those type of symptoms to include swelling and soreness of the throat and tonsils.
A: Whats wrong with Kara?
K: She woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
A: What did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
K: I don't know. But i do know that she had gave Nick a blow job. Its like the 3rd straight night!!!
A: Thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!
K: She woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
A: What did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
K: I don't know. But i do know that she had gave Nick a blow job. Its like the 3rd straight night!!!
A: Thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!
by K Lew July 5, 2008
Get the shock mouthmug. The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.
Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.
by -HEF- September 20, 2009
Get the Gas Shockmug. A Disc Jockey for a radio station who specializes in shocking, disturbing, and disgusting radio bits. Popular examples include Opie & Anthony and of course Howard Stern.
Howard Stern is the first shock jock, but he is sucky. Opie and Anthony are good shock jocks who got fired.
by boohiss August 18, 2003
Get the shock jockmug.