Shitminster

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I was raised in Shitminster" "Shitminster is a shit city"

by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023

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