No Shit Sherlock

You say it when someone points out something everyone already knows, like they just cracked a mystery… but they really didn’t.

Friend: “t’s raining, that’s why the ground is wet.

You: No shit Sherlock.

by Zaididdy January 3, 2026

No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.

Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."

by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018

no shit, sherlock

A response against a person who says the obvious.
Originates from the film: Robocop 3

Some police: "that's a bettered yellow van!
Lewis: "no shit, sherlock"

by girayhankaya December 19, 2020

no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

Sherlockalypse

When it's snowing/raining/ Insert other natural disaster so heavily outside that you fear you may never be able to leave the house again...and so the only logical solution is snuggle up with some tea and pop tarts and have a "Sherlock" marathon and await the end of the world :)

person: Oh my gosh we're snowed in!
me: COMMENCE THE SHERLOCKALYPSE!

by Bibbydora March 9, 2012

shercock

A funny story that you send to your friends written in notepad.
An example:
Once upon a time I drank an egg. It did not taste well. It tasted like an old man's wrinkly booty.

Ya boi: Hey look at this shercock i wrote!
The other boi: Holy moly that is one funny shercock

by The Shercock Man June 10, 2019

Sherlockgasm

is a kind of orgasm you get becasue of the perfection of Benedic Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes in the TV show 'Sherlock'.

Sherlock Fan #1: OMG, Benedict looks so hot in this episode.
Sherlock Fan #2: oh i know, i think i just had a sherlockgasm!

by cafpow January 2, 2013