Shart

Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.

After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.

by Xenomancer April 9, 2009

Shart

Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?

by Bennnyballbags October 14, 2007

Shart

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard October 24, 2008

Shart

When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

by W3$tl3y October 8, 2005

Shart

when you think you have to fart and you shit your pants hahah.

I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009