shag me

the British equivalent of saying fuck me usually used impulsively when seeing or hearing something unexpected or surprised

Her wanker ex-boyfriend exclaimed shag me when he saw how well she cleaned up.

by chicky82 June 17, 2008

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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

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Shag Ass

v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble

Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"

by Purple Turkoglu Also April 19, 2013

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Samay Shag

A Samay Shah is a sexual move which involves someone hitting another person's rear end with a cricket bat until red.
After that, the person would draw a photo of Samay on the other person's rear end.
(A Samay is another word for fish)
Then the person would "shag" the other person...

Person 1: Yo! Set me a Samay Shag on you?

Person 2: Nahhhh fam

Person 1: I'll Samay shag you now then!

Person 2: OMG FINE!! WGLHAY!

by Payasam20 May 2, 2011

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Shag Tat

Excessive knotting of a clump of hair at the back of ones head caused by frenzied rubbing back and forth of said clump during sex, the physical act of love, coitus...

Limecat: Dudette, you got a mean motherfucking shag tat, what's went owwwn...
Clockspider: Manbitch and me, we had sex aaaall night honey. No time to brush my hair, all shagged out. get me?

by Hels Bells November 17, 2005

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