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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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settle for biden

A phrase used by uneducated people, who believe that somehow the known Pedophile Joe Biden, is a better presidential candidate than Donald J Trump.
All cops are racist, all men are misogynistic, settle for Biden.
by Carole BASKIN October 23, 2020
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Sengle

Too cool to be single; also known to be too cool to be in a relationship
I am sengle because i do not need anyone.
by Kingkhal April 6, 2009
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Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.
What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.
by Sleet October 12, 2009
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Settler

Deliberately impolite way of referring to white people, usually used to insult/dismiss someone or to recontextualize a discussion. Primarily used by Native Americans and Black Americans.
This country-club bro didn't tip on a two grand tab because the bar didn't have any Johnny Walker Blue.
Ugh, fucking settlers.
by torontonium August 7, 2019
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Rusell Sentell

Hottest, most beautiful kid on the earth (Penis is 180 inches long when flacid)
Damn I heard russell boned 10000000 chicks in 123 seconds, thats insane!
by Alex D'Alessandro October 13, 2004
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Sentency

When retelling a story you only say a condensed version of what the person said. Instead of saying everything, you resort to words like: What, How, No, Why, and When.
For Example:

Stacy's reaction was: What! How could you do it to me? NO! Its just, I don't understand why.

When Clinton was retelling the story he said that Stacy had said: WHAT? HOW? NO? WHY!? But more sentency.
by sentencegirrl May 18, 2010
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