I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.
by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014
Get the junk selfiesmug. The act of implicating one's self in a criminal case by creating a YouTube rap video boasting of self-involvement in said criminal case.
Bro 1: “Bruh that dude makin paper from fake PUI claims caught a case big time”
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
Bro 2: “Aye what did homeboy expect after posting his Selfie Jacket on the corner of front street and YouTube dumbass”.
by ThugGuzzler December 19, 2020
Get the Selfie Jacketmug. Obsess with taking selfies of yourself. Taking selfies everyday and night. Never camera shy. Never say no to taking a selfie.
They take so many selfies last night on Instagram! The Kardashians have the case of Selfie-Fever.
The popular girls have the extreme case of Selfie-Fever. It is snowing, and I have the extreme case of Selfie Fever. I look really great in the snow!
The popular girls have the extreme case of Selfie-Fever. It is snowing, and I have the extreme case of Selfie Fever. I look really great in the snow!
by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor November 3, 2014
Get the Selfie-Fevermug. by Emogen October 24, 2014
Get the Selfie-consciousmug. It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.
Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
by laxer3131 December 5, 2013
Get the selfie positionmug. when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015
Get the morning selfiemug. (n.)
similar to a withdrawal from an addiction such as smoking or alcoholism, selfie withdrawals occur when a young girl has not taken a picture of herself for an extended period of time.
Either from lack of attention on social media sites or simply the insatiable need to take a selfie, she will likely begin showing symptoms with the phrase: "Wow, I haven't taken a selfie in awhile."
similar to a withdrawal from an addiction such as smoking or alcoholism, selfie withdrawals occur when a young girl has not taken a picture of herself for an extended period of time.
Either from lack of attention on social media sites or simply the insatiable need to take a selfie, she will likely begin showing symptoms with the phrase: "Wow, I haven't taken a selfie in awhile."
"She used to post pictures all the time, what happened?"
"I bet she's going through selfie withdrawals."
"I bet she's going through selfie withdrawals."
by belletaria May 10, 2014
Get the selfie withdrawalmug.