scrotum neck

Scrotum neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a dickhead.

That customer with the BMW is a real cheap scrotum neck bastard

by Jackball April 29, 2005

Scrotum Chatterbox

When a man shoves his scrot in a girls mouth and gets her to talk about her day at work.

So how was your day dear? Girl - "mmmmmmmm mm mm mmm mmmhhh".. Man - "ahh lovely" Thats a scrotum chatterbox

by Edmanlikefood March 28, 2009

scrotum troll

one who has an insatiable appetite for the taste of scrotum.

Bish! You're such a scrotum troll! All you do is gobble every scrotum you can. You're appetite is forced you to live under bridges and scavenge for scrotes!

by J3D1 April 24, 2009

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

scrotum scraper

A male homsexual's beard.

Oh, Chrithtopher, your scrotum scraper is thcratchy!

by sbo December 15, 2011

Scrotum Bun

When the hair on the scrotum gets so long you can tie it in to a bun

Lisa: Did you sleep with Frank last night?
Anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scrotum bun!

by Urban humor July 21, 2017

flying scrotums

during rare and unusual pubatory activity, the testicles and the scrotum sack detach and shoot twoards neptune, thus being called in the medical profession, F.S.S. (Flying Scrotum Syndrome)

Also a popular Christian rock band

I was on a walk and balls detached, and flew away, and I said hey, that's one high flying scrotum.

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003