I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs November 25, 2008

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

Bush Scrape

When you put double sided tape on the tip of the dildo and put it in your anus, then proceed to penetrate yourself until the dildo has hair on the tip of it and your anus is completely hairless. Oooooh Daddy!

Honey, can we get the mobi, I would like to waxing by behind via the Bush Scrape! Talking about it makes my dick twitch.

by bambo15 July 23, 2018

ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing

“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”

by TheHaug May 02, 2021

Scraping the cheese

To do well or getting everything you can out of something.

I was scraping the cheese on the back nine.

by Cridler September 09, 2023

Scrape

To entice or convince a member of the opposite sex that you are a viable sexual partner. Likened to "scraping gum off the sidewalk, or ones shoe", the scrape is a verb describing the ulterior motive that the conversation or interaction holds, with one party's final interest in sexual intercouse. Used in a derogatory manner with similar meaning to flirting, charming, propositioning.

Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight to scrape on some chicks
I was totally scraping on that girl at the social event yesterday
That guy was really trying to scrape and couldn't tell that I wasn't interested

by HypeSound March 01, 2018

Scrapes

smoked meth. Usually varying in color from off white yellow brown to black.

can I have your scrapes?

or
do you save your scrapes, or do you burn it?

or
do you have any scrapings?

by Halunka Records February 01, 2022