Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the favorable-desk scramblemug. When you and four of your friends are tag teaming a girl and you all shoot your own shot but then play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus! Did you and Karl run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry
by Richard Hasherpes September 21, 2022
Get the AKS Scramblemug. by TheBoys1492 June 17, 2018
Get the 9:30 Scramblemug. 69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
Get the Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggsmug. If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
Get the Scrambled Pornmug. The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
Get the ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGSmug. A game where 2-4 players make a character together with each player drawing a certain part of the body. These being head, body, legs and feet. I will now explain how to play.
First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)
Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.
Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).
Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.
Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.
Enjoy!
First you will need:
-pen or pencil
-paper (make it into a rectangular strip)
-family or friends (2-4)
Decide what part each a person is drawing. The order of play is always head, body, legs then lastly feet.
Once the part of the body is drawn (with gap(s) at the bottom of the drawing so each part is connected), fold the paper to cover the part of the body while still leaving the sides of the gap visible then fold it to the back (like your zigzagging the paper).
Once the last body part is done, choose someone to reveal the horrible amalgamation you all have made and unfold the strip of paper.
Drawing can be detailed, simple or as inappropriate as possible.
Enjoy!
by M4R1_Void December 24, 2022
Get the Character Scramblemug.