Scout Leader

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.

Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.

Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader

by epf117 March 29, 2012

cub scouting

When pumas or cougars are out in the clubs/bar on the prowl for younger men cubs.

Last night Sheryl was cub scouting and hooked up with a nineteen year old. Maybe he'll earn an oral badge.

by Pack Leader October 06, 2008

pub scouts

Regulars at an Irish pub.

The pub scouts were there, banging the bar in time to the music.

by Irish Angel February 15, 2010

tit scout

Someone who scouts titties. One who goes and looks for titties.

“Look at Sean at it again, out scouting some titties. He’s the biggest tit scout!”

by Saucelier February 25, 2023

boy scout not

The things a scout master does "not" want the world to know about him.

Scout Master: Well boys, today we learn about boy scout nots. Like how "not" to tell your parents about these pictures I'm gonna be taking of you.

by magz1990nine June 05, 2021

scout portion

Only having a half filled cup or mug of liquid (tea, orange juice, ect)

There isnt very much in this cup.
Aye, thats a scout portion

by peage March 21, 2010

Scout Poop

The little turd that comes before a much larger poop, with the intention of priming the pump.

I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.

by daviddeath July 07, 2014