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Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.
That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!
by Science lover:) August 21, 2012
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spirit "science"

Spirit "Science" is a fairly popular Youtube channel with around 800,000 subscribers. The channel was started by a man named Jordan, a person who could be completely be summed up with the phrase, "I'm spiritual, but not religious." Jordan's main series on his channel, called Spirit Science, is really just a large collection of pseudo-scientific claims made up by two men, Druvalo Melchizedek and David Icke. Druvalo is known for his claim that Thoth, an ancient Egyptian god, has talked to him. David Icke is known for thinking that anyone who has any sort of power is a Lizard alien from the bottom of the 3rd Dimension.
"Like, holy fuck mate, I just watched a video called, Spirit "Science". Holy fuck, I think my brain just died."
by VaTeuton January 17, 2017
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Australian rocket science

Manual labor, especially any kind of digging. So called because Australians are also known as "diggers" and the implication that they are not very smart.
If you do not finish high school, you will end up doing Australian rocket science for a living.
by Tom from the Shore November 10, 2007
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Scientian

A student or any member of the Quezon City Science High School community. The school is located at the heart of Quezon City and is recognized as one of the country's premiere science high school.
Scientians are chosen to represent the country on bi-annual International Science Symposium.
by Σf(x) December 23, 2021
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rocket science

Brain surgery huh? It's not exactly rocket science is it?
by praxis August 22, 2012
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science fiction

Science Fiction is an adventure, mystery, drama (heck, any genere) that has some basis in a scientific fact or wild theory (faster that light space travel is a great example). The level of research, or reality towards the science determines what kind of science fiction it is. For example, Star Wars uses a few facts (or crazy theories if you prefer), such as the idea of FTL travel through "hyperspace"; but since it's all pretty improbable, star wars type stuff is considered "space opera". Just unplug your analytical mind and watch the pretty lightsabers.

If the science is sound and well-researched, like some of Ben Bova's (one example, there are many other authors) writing, than it's considered "hard" science fiction and calls on a broad knowledge base of popular science. Knowing a little bit about the physics or chemistry (or history sometimes) helps you appreciate and enjoy this kind of science fiction.
Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlefield Earth (the book) = "light" science fiction, space opera

Robert Heinlein's future history (Methuselah's Children), Ben Bova's Jupiter, or Asteroid Wars, Frank Herbert's Dune (a little fantastical, but the ecological background is neat)
= "hard" sci-fi
by Possum King July 21, 2008
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Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019
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