Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

Schmata

An old Yiddish word for clothing, or rags.

He's completely meshuga - all he wants to do is peddle schmata's! But he's making the shekels I tell you!

by Traveldan84 November 30, 2018

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

schmotz

Slapping a woman in the face after ejaculating in her mouth.

After getting blown, the bitch tried to snowball me, but I gave her the schmotz instead.

by Tom Jones May 2, 2004

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

schmutz

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)

Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty

by You dont need to know that November 10, 2007

Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.

Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.

by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018