Water sausage

A big fat wriggly otter

Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!

by Furry Schnoodle April 13, 2019

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Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.

A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

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A staple of any Australian election day, the democracy sausage is a simple, yet beautiful, tradition: a barbecued sausage, laid gently on a single piece of white bread (or a white roll if you're fancy), optionally topped with grilled onions and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Must be consumed one-handed by folding the bread around the sausage, and eaten from one end. Found at polling places around the country, usually primary schools, sometimes in the vicinity of a cake stall.

You: Hey mate, wanna go grab a democracy sausage after we number all the boxes on the House of Representatives ballot paper and at least 12 boxes above the line or all boxes below the line on the Senate ballot paper?
Ya mate: Bloody oath I do!

by artvandersausage July 1, 2016

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Wad of Sausage

A handful of Dick

She had a wad of sausage the slut

by Resethepiece January 21, 2017

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sausage fest

Any gathering that is made up of an unusually large percentage of guys.

see also penis party, sausage festival, sausage party, fraternity

We ditched Sweenys cause it was a Sausage Fest inside.

by Getz December 23, 2003

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irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

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