sassy patrol

One of the greatest web comics ever made, found at www.sassypatrol.com. Created by Space Cowboy from LWS. He is such a garfield.
You are as gay as Pepper von Abortion from sassy patrol!
by capnjiffy February 17, 2005
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Sassy Max

A cocky cocktail concoction who's recipe is so closely guarded, even Max doesn't know what's in it. Seriously. But it does have citrus, and it's not too sweet.
It's 5:01 and I'm feelin' sassy...biatch WHERE is my Sassy Max?!
by Be Mills April 19, 2011
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Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.
Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!
by Mpak July 06, 2009
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Sassy Cat

a drunk girl who acquires cat like qualities when she is drunk
friend: oh hey whats up

Sassy Cat: fuck off
by h.b.blackout October 19, 2012
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Sassy Cleopatra

An individual who is bold in their convictions, outspoken and fierce in everything that they do. Will call you out, will get in your face, but will always keep it 100 with you. A Sassy Cleopatra combines the right amount of sass and class to remain fabulous.

Often a female, but is not gender exclusive.
- Oh no she did not just tell her that her booty was not looking too cutie!
- She sure did! She is one Sassy Cleopatra!
by looooveIT November 12, 2012
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sassy kitty

mixing sassafrass and ketamine and snorting it together
"Damn Marty just did a huge line of sassy kitty"
by KITTENS December 26, 2013
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sassy lee

The most amazing woman in the world. Possessing an incredible amount of sass. Owning a matrix named Debra. WonderfulLy adorable. Positively perfect. Only one woman fits this definition. She knows who she is.
Diana is the sassy lee.
by thesassylee March 14, 2017
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