by Saint Dawgy Dawg April 7, 2021
Get the Saint wonkmug. The most legendary Dark elf To ever walk tamriel. Slayer of the legendary beast know as the cliffracer. And a god among men
by Long duck dongs July 28, 2022
Get the saint jiubmug. An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
by Dinkum February 27, 2014
Get the Saint Sebastianmug. What Anthony Fauci is not
by Sexydimma January 29, 2022
Get the Saint Faucimug. St. Cloud, Minnesota is just another dreary little town no one cares about that just happens to be infested with Muslims. Half the kids in the schools here are Muslim. And they walk around acting like they are better than everyone. The other half thinks they own everything so they walk around like they have corn chips shoved up their butts. They like to pretend they’re rich and perfect and that maybe their lives will go somewhere, when really they’re just as plain and middleclass as the rest of us.
by Ema Jay July 31, 2009
Get the Saint Cloudmug. by Saint Valentine September 11, 2005
Get the Saint Valentinemug. A city in florida that is filled with fake ass jits . There are 14 year old wanna be gangsters in this city who will rob you over 20 dollars. Half the wanna be gangsters are sherms and the people who you call “friends” here are fake as fuck. The weed here is shit and if you ever want to hang out with someone they finna flag on your ass. Don’t get me started on the police here. We call it “troll” in saint pete and they are corrupt as shit. I don’t suggest going to Fossil park or child’s park fossil park is filled with 13,14, and 15 year olds who have 50 felonies and they some punk ass bitches. Child’s park they bout that life and they don’t play around
by DaBurg January 23, 2020
Get the Saint Petersburgmug.