Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

All Sail!

it's a word for Pirates

Pirate: All Sail!
Someone: Aye, Aye, Captin!

by All Sail! June 5, 2020

Sailed the bay

Having used the website "Pirate bay"

Dad what are torrents? Ah, yes I sailed the bay many times in my youth. You Spotify kids would never understand.

by Wolvesofthenight March 30, 2025

cum sailed

A woman that gives a blowjob to everyone in the room all in a line.

Bitch, you totaly cum sailed that party the other night!

by Yermum69n July 13, 2017

Sailing

To have sex with somebody

“I was sailing my side and my main hoe called my phone, I watched the phone ring”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.

“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”

by SwagRK July 13, 2025

Sailing

sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

Sailing is my friend's hobby, but I can never figure out why he does it every weekend.

by TheValGal November 12, 2023