Sailing

sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

Sailing is my friend's hobby, but I can never figure out why he does it every weekend.

by TheValGal November 12, 2023

Hoisting The Sail

When you super glue one ball to each leg and you proceed to run a marathon.

“Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”

by SwagRK July 13, 2025

Sail boating

The act of farting against the scrotum during Anal sex, turning it into a spinnaker sail.

After a delicious taco Tuesday meal, she took me sail boating

by TeamCook January 21, 2019

Sail Hypixel Guild

a good guild with active members

Oi mate I jusy joined the Sail Hypixel Guild, it's got lots of active, friendly members and it has decently low requirements, aswell as a decently high level!

by SailorStifi April 14, 2022

Wet Sail

A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.

Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb

Guy 1: That chick is such a wet sail.

Guy 2: Yeah she's pretty stupid.

by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013

Full sail

When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"

On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.

by Turd Blossum January 7, 2020

Sailed the bay

Having used the website "Pirate bay"

Dad what are torrents? Ah, yes I sailed the bay many times in my youth. You Spotify kids would never understand.

by Wolvesofthenight March 30, 2025