Getting Salty

To get uppity, angry with, mouthy,or just plain sassy. To talk back or try to pick a fight with words.

"Whoa- don't go getting salty with me just because you had a bad day!"

by MickB January 20, 2009

Satya

You cannot miss her in a crowd. You will remember her name in an instant.

She is the girl with the grace, extremely classy with very high ambitions and quite choosy with friends. A hottie all the more, and sexy to the core, she will have a hundred hearts broken by the time she's 20years old. She will set things right, turn your world upside down and give you a new high. She will show you the way, make you lose your ego and truly care for you. She is the rare kind, the unattainable one, the angel who will be admired even by the people who hate her. She is one shy beauty who will make you crave to get close to her and want her to be with yours forever. Yet, she will be the one to rock the stage and set a new high to your life. If she falls in love with you, consider yourself blessed.

Girl 1 : Do you think she will be able to handle this?
Girl 2 : Its Satya, what do you think ?!

by Arrow234 April 1, 2013

Salty Ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 18, 2008

Salty Bitch

One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others.

Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!

by Shawn Maglicic May 3, 2006

Safety Tony

a term for recieving a dry handjob in the Northeast Pennsylvania area. The provider must have completely dry hands from beginning to end. Its name is ironic in the sense that it is not safe at all. Tony referring to that douche that can be found in any region of the country.

Yo, that girl totally gave me a Safety Tony last night, I'm still burning.

by Coach O'Hara November 29, 2010

Safety bonds

A Bonds t-shirt you wear underneath another t-shirt, just in case you munt on your other shirt after having a bit too much to drink one night.

Dude! Good thing you had your safety bonds on or you would have been screwed after you chucked up on your other t-shirt.

by jamesdoakes September 3, 2009

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004