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Sister-In-Law 

IT is an over weight, miserable woman,
related to Your husband.

IT is Someone who looks an awful lot like Your Monster In-Law.

IT is Someone who expects respect for no good reasons whatsoever.

IT is Someone who thinks She can say and do whateverthehell She wants, and get away with it.

IT is Someone who thinks she can have whatever She wants, especially rich married men (with children) who own businesses.

IT is Someone who wants You to have an abortion to make Herself feel better, because, the year before, She had one, and can't stand the thought of seeing a beautiful little newborn.

IT is Someone who has a really, really, realllllly bad snobby accent.

It was a Sunday night, in like 1998, There was a day off School the next day. So, on purpose We placed Our Children at a friend's house to go out to dinner with Hubbys family, knowing Sister-in-Law, AKA Home Wrecker, AKA Gold digger,AKA divorced3xLoser will be looking for FREE CHILD CARE for Monday and would have her kids with her at the Restaurant,with hopes to get a sleep over going at OUR HOUSE...Then, here weeeee go!! Hubby and I walk in (Childless,hahaha) to The Restaurant & Lisa starts screaming in a fit of rage...again...at her parents and everybody at the table "WHO'S GOING TO WATCH MY KIDS TOMORROW?!(((with a snobby acccent)))She sulked all night, was a B*tch to everyone, and She said, "PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP". She wouldn't even look at Us the whole night.... It was WONDERFUL.

Summer 2001: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage again... I NEED A CAR! Let me use Your wife's car! THIS IS MY WEEKEND!(((with a snobby accent)))

Way back when... It was 1995,I believe, after My Hubby's Brain Surgery: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage...again! " YOU DON"T LOOOOVVVVVE MYYYYY BROTHERRRRRR! YOU DON"T DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. I LOVE MY BROTHER...(((With a snobby accent)))
Sister-In-Law by Wanda Marie July 18, 2006
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Sister Gettas 

Sister Gettas is one of the hottest girls in the world. But beware of her over-protective brother gus gus.
"Damn yo...Sister Gettas is dank."
"Titty One, Titty Two=Sister Gettas"
Sister Gettas by SG LOVER August 17, 2004

sister fister

a brother or even a sister that likes to casualy fist their sister up the vagina or even the arse hole. Most of the time resulting in a very sore vagina/anus, and if caught resulting in a sentence of 10 years in jouvey.
(here is a role-play of a sister fister and his sister)
Kirsten after a long sleep
Kirsten: o hi there Aaron i didnt see you over there in that dark corner.
Aaron: You dont need to see me, you just need to feel me
Aaron and Kirsten both grin and Kirsten turns around
sister fister by mitch aka titch September 2, 2008

Sister Scandal 

“James is in another sister scandal

Sister Whipped

When a brother is whipped by his sister; Checks in with his sister on a regular basis; ; Does many things together, almost boyfriend/girlfriend like
Man what's with you and your sister? I think you're sister whipped .... big time!
Sister Whipped by RobCap June 11, 2010

sister friend 

A person who is always there for you. Similar to a best friend but more, someone you hope will be in your life forever, she will be in your wedding and you two know eachother like sisters would.
Not developed with time, a person you meet and just know they are your sister friend.
I miss my sister friend, but physical distance can't keep us apart.
sister friend by BabyK87 February 25, 2010

Sister Christian 

A sexual act, whereby a naked man extends his arms like wings, gyrates his pelvis in order to create “helicopter dick”, and pretends to fly around a room, all whilst having his butt crack motorboated by a woman in order to create airplane engine noise. She’s motorin’, that’s the price for his flight.
We were back at his place, freebasing and listening to Rick Springfield while a little kid set off firecrackers. After a few big hits, he put on Night Ranger’s Midnight Madness album, took off his robe, and started pretending to fly around the room. I was pretty high so I started motorboating his butt crack. Now every time I come over there he asks if we can do the “Sister Christian”.
Sister Christian by Oona Pelota April 27, 2020