sausage factory

An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.

Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.

by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010

sausage fist

The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.

Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!

by robulastage May 4, 2010

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously (it also works orally).
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave would finally be treated with more respect by the seasoned veterans in their group.

by Colostomy Kid May 26, 2006

sausage lips

very large lips, resembling sausage links

Man he has some big ass sausage lips!

by mfizzleyo March 8, 2009

Sausage Tits

Tits that are long, usually going down to the bottom of the ribcage, and have a large gap in between them.

"Look how low those tits drop, they are are sausage tits!"

by Mr Tog September 12, 2008

sausage nips

Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage.

"Look at the sausage nips on her!"

by winegirly October 13, 2005