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Rubber Dog 

Hey man don't forget to rubber dog that dick!
Rubber Dog by CaptainIreland October 19, 2009

rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.
He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!
rubber faucet by BJill69 January 25, 2011

Rubber bandit 

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.
Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.
Rubber bandit by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

Rubber Brownie 

When a guy takes a poo in a condom and fuck's his girl/guy with it.
Man: Bae wanna try the Rubber Brownie tonight?
Woman: The fuck is the Rubber Brownie Ben!?
Man: Basically I shit in a condom and then fuck you with it...
Woman: EW!! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD THE WEDDING IS OFF!!

rubber knife 

Verb: To rubber knife. Closely related to whiskey dick. Attempting sexual intercourse with a semi-flacid, half stock erection.
"I got fall down drunk last night on Gin and rubber knifed my best friends fiance". "My girlfriend is pissed at me cause I rubber knifed her last night"
rubber knife by Jeremy Maddox January 9, 2008

Rubber Mallet 

Name for a Fat Black/African women,
Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
Rubber Mallet by Megaflea February 27, 2011