rookie bater

The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!

Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.

by Grand Master Chomp da piece. November 2, 2007

roofier

a conosseur of the roofie; one who enjoys limp, lifeless sex; a person who partakes in the ceepy art of date rape

Drew, the resident roofier, slipped the GHB into unsuspecting ladies drinks, and as such got the love he so arduously desired.

by Drew-drew-bee September 24, 2009

pig rooting

Getting the job done.

Dirk: There is so much snow outside, lets tackle the slopes!
Adrian: Ok!! Come on Dirk, lets root this pig!
Dirk: We're going pig rooting Adrian!

by Luke Wonkley November 12, 2017

The Style Rookie

The Style Rookie is a fashion blog written by a creative, funny, old-for-her-age author. She frequently references both obscure and well-known designers and pop culture topics, and she often posts what at first seems like a cacophonous group of pictures- be they from fashion or movies or elsewhere- but then somehow manages to pull them all together with her writing or an additional picture. Her blog is a lovely and entertaining read.

I read The Style Rookie every week.

by darlingbugface March 28, 2011

roofies

A drug used for drugging someone; usually to get sex.

When mixed with alcohol it can kill somone.

Don't fuck around with this shit. If you cant get sex without this, you should just give up now. Or turn gay. :)

"He put roofies in my fucking drink.."
"I told you he wanted you.."
"He's a douche-bag"
"I'll kick him in the balls if you really want?"
"Nah, I did it last night already ;)"

by sweetypy313 March 16, 2010

Alaskan Roofie

When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.

"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."

by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007

rootberry

A cutting edge comedy stunt duo, that uses juggling and sword swallowing to entertain at colleges and universities all over the world, Rootberry also maintains an emerging youtube presence at www.youtube.com/rootberry

Rootberry's show was so damn entertaining, I wet my skivvies because I was laughing so hard.

by sinepevol February 22, 2010