Kris Coombs-Roberts

The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.

How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate

Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006

Robert Gill

A 45 year old teacher who enjoys giving a little back rubs to kids a little too much.

"Oh no her comes Robert Gill again, but at least we'll get an A-."
"Why an A-?"
"Because in order to get an A+, he'd want us to put in the extra effort."

by Chodefaggot69420 October 21, 2019

Robert's your father's brother

The same as Bob's your uncle

Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.

by M@//O December 3, 2010

I'm rubber you're glue

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.

I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

by Holly Strop July 17, 2006

Rubber necking

To turn your head while passing by something/someone or someone/something is passing by you. Either slowly turning your head to track your eyes on the spectacle or to repeatedly turn your head to keep looking at it.

They slowed down to rubberneck at the car accident.

People have been rubber necking at me all day. Is my fly down or something?

by eilan427 May 2, 2017