Slow-Roast

uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.

Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.

by Alberto Vasquez October 26, 2006

dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.

Eww man shes dried roast beef

by Lester October 29, 2003

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.

In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.

by Preggo lover May 13, 2005

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

weiner roast

Another word for a sausage fest. A bunch of guys hanging out with no bitches.

1. Paul said his party was packed to the max with bitches, but when we got there it was a weiner roast.

2. I hope this party doesn't turn into a weiner roast.

by Darweeg-o and Limbatchi July 11, 2006

Split Roast

A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.

Me and my brother just split roasted our mom on stage last night.

by aero.lib September 19, 2016

Roastbeeftopus

An {octopus that resides in a tub, and will slap anyone trying to use the bathroom that does not have roast beef for him. He never leaves the tub unless very coerced, but he will alyways return. He always does....

An octopus that likes roastbeef and likes to bitchslap people with his tentacles

by Joe Gorski December 17, 2004