Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011

gripper's remorse

When her pussy is so tight that it rips off your cock and she feels terrible about it.

Drew: bruh my gf ripped off my cock with her tight grip walussy!

Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?

by rog43 February 17, 2023

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard February 27, 2016

streamaholic remorse

The guilt felt at wasting, what otherwise could have been, productive time, watching an entire season of a television series on Netflix, HBO-GO or some other Internet video streaming site, in non-stop, episodic sequence.

I spent my entire day off watching Season III of Game of Thrones and later suffered from streamaholic remorse.

by Timeghost February 23, 2014

Caoimhs' Remorse

When after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn’t committed to it.

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night’s events and has a serious case of Caoimhs' remorse.

by Caoimhs left nut March 23, 2022

Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 05, 2017

Puller's Remorse

That feeling you get when you pull a new white card in the game "Cards Against Humanity" and it would have been perfect for the black card you just had to lay down a white card for.

Person A:*pulls card before Person B reads their white card options.

Person A: Fuck, this card would have been perfect.

Person B: Ah, tough shit. You shouldn't have pulled now and gotten that Puller's Remorse.

by Ceemoaz December 24, 2016