quantum explode

quan.tum ex.plode (kwontahm eksploed)
-verb

definition: Something that is combusting and its remains are scattered throughout multiple dimensions.

1. My load just quantum exploded, missing her face by several plains of time.

2. My shit was the equivalent to boat pistons and I think it quantum exploded!

by Gnirps Eibbor February 10, 2009

quantum boredom

The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.

Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.

by futuresushi October 25, 2010

Quantum Fusion

The best fucking thing in the whole universe.

Quantum Fusion is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

by AnonymousSwagBag May 9, 2013

quantum dissipation mode

When something is completely quantum un-entangled from the world around it.

"My physics professor speculates that ghosts exist in quantum dissipation mode most of the time. However, he says that if their quarklets manage to get entangled again, they then become visible to us. It must be really cool to be a Prof and think crazy thoughts, but get paid for it."

by mimbijones May 3, 2015

Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.

" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"

by dv1d June 26, 2017

Quantum Pill Bug

It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.

Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?

Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?

by Chubbydude June 3, 2018

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018