puppy pounder

basically a dog fucker, just in nicer terms.

that guy never does anything at work....what a puppy pounder.

by vitamin_thc February 20, 2009

horn puppy

A horn puppy is pretty much the same as a horn DOG, but a little more specific. It is used to describe someone who is perfectly sweet and charming but only wants to get in your pants. The difference between this and horn dog is that the horn dog doesn't bother being sweet or charming. It can also be defined as someone who uses the dumb "puppy-dog look" and licks their lips in a provocative way simultaneously.

Girl 1: Omg Nick is SUCH a horn puppy!
Girl 2: I know, right?

by Clo-bo and Mo-bo June 3, 2009

puppy play

Appearing, behaving, and being treated like a puppy. Often found in sexual role-playing scenarios.

Janet enjoys puppy play with her submissive boyfriend Ralph.

by DirkD January 23, 2007

hush puppy

A Ruger Mark II .22 autoloader pistol with a supressor on the barrell. A very quiet pistol and gets it's nick name because it was used to shoot sentry dogs in Vietnam.

"There is an enemy sentry dog over there, is your hush puppy ready?"

"Pass me that hush puppy."

by IceWarm November 20, 2004

Sweater puppies

A woman's breasts.

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.

by Anjigirl May 23, 2018

yuppie puppy

The child of a yuppie mother whose main interest is in showcasing her ability to give birth at around 40 to a world that largely does not care, since it, too, is sipping Starbucks while pushing the carriage with the tot ensconsed and multi-tasking on a cell phone or other electronic device. Father is optional, should he exist.

"Oh, look! There goes Jennifer with her dog, her cell phone, her coffee, and her ergonomic baby carriage--oh, yeah, and that darling perfect infant Taylor, her Yuppie Puppy! So glad she's our real estate agent! And our wine-n-cheese friend! Honey, did you see the escrow papers? Something's weird..."

by Havokian May 14, 2006

shave the puppy

When a woman lets her leg hair grow really long, then shaves in the bathtub. The little hairs stick to the tub, and it looks like a bunch of fur.

Me: Cheryl, did you shave the puppy?
Cheryl: No, I just hadn't shaved my legs in a month.
Me: Well, you could have at least rinsed the tub!

by Puppylove January 8, 2009