Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.

Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.

by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

Pussy Punt

while pussy eating, you thrust your hips and punt the girl's face forcefully off your pussy

I grabbed the bitch by the hair and pussy punted her off the bed.

by LezzBeHonest July 9, 2018

cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box

i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar

by benjani November 28, 2019

Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.

I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.

by Bolligal February 2, 2017

GPS punt

Don't rely on your phone's compass. You know which path is correct on the map but not on the ground.

Take one of the paths and check a minute later whether you have chosen the right path. Whether you were right or wrong, you have successfully used the GPS punt technique.

Derived from GPS and punt.

Walk leader: Turn around everyone, that was just a GPS punt. We actually want the other path.

by incognito1982 May 23, 2018