fist pump

A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.

Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).

by sweet! December 16, 2009

pumpfake

to throw for a loop, to decieve or fool.

"I went to Brenda's house thinking that i was gonna smack the skins, but she pumpfaked me."

by grandpappy gametight October 7, 2007

pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 3, 2003

pump & dump

Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.

Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.

This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.

by Axiom2020 November 6, 2020

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010