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Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.
Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end
by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Brenden Problem

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.
"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."

"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
by Iaea August 10, 2019
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Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.
"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."
by whyen October 23, 2022
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Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai
I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.
by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019
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frobbin problem

When one loves bad bitches so much on public FM radio that one has a fucking problem.
"Yeah, I like to fuck. That's a frobbin problem."
by P-Jones October 28, 2013
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Vikaasian problem

The conundrum of the observer seeing that which he does not remember and remembering that which he does not see.

Memory-appearance conundrum.
The Vikaasian problem asks why human beings remember the past and not the future. The future can be seen.
by sandraxine December 13, 2018
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