Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.
What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.
by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025
Get the Swedish Birthday Presentmug. by alexander grandium April 7, 2023
Get the presentmug. by ra.un.na April 17, 2022
Get the Present teatimeyatoramug. Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow
Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025
Get the Class Presentationmug. the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
Get the Presentmug. by Anthony Josafiend August 24, 2009
Get the Hobo presentmug. A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.
by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025
Get the Non-present Cuckmug.