Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 19, 2020

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.

Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

by buddy retard July 16, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020